I'm an English Major?

May282012

Someone should creep on my address, and mail me a handwritten letter or card telling me how much they love me and why I’m awesome.

Just sayin. It’d be cool.

3AM

Part of being a Christian is realizing that there is a certain way you’re supposed to live your life.

April252012

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

talldarkandbacon:

lemonelephant:

nottodaymegatron:

captainhufflepuff:

i-am-a-slumberbatch:

rumpus-weasley:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.

I don’t think I have laughed so much in months xD

Christ

i thought this was going to be dumb as shit.

i was wrong.

wiggle wiggle wigGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE *deep guttural noise*

I am laughing so hard right now you don’t even know! I forgot I liked this a long time ago and I had been meaning to listen to it and now I’m just *dead* xD

(Source: tyleroakley, via iamlunacyfringe)

(465,681 plays)

5PM

mandeelion:

theomegalomaniac:

i-like-pigeons:

thebubblyblonde:

mass-destruction:

cuemypulse:

iamsuperbat:

offmytitsonhappiness:

Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.

What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

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